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Universal Blame Accepter T-Shirt

When someone edited John Scalzi’s Wikipedia article to include that he was a “universal blame accepter,” Scalzi tweeted:

http://twitter.com/scalzi/status/561142828315996160

Now you can have your very own. IN ANY COLOR YOU WANT.

Except of course you want the RED SHIRT.

You know who to blame for that one.

Here’s the full art:

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Buy this shirt at Redbubble.

Note: Redbubble uses American Apparel for their shirts. Available there in Unisex t-shirts, scoop neck, unisex tank tops, women’s t-shirt, v-neck, racerback tank, baseball 3/4 sleeve, long sleeve, organic t-shirt, organic women’s t-shirt, sweatshirt, pullover hoodie, and zipper hoodie.

Or Buy this Shirt on Zazzle which has more clothing options including things like toddler onesies. For the same product (i.e., American Apparel options), they are more expensive than Redbubble.

Sneak Peak at Another Shirt

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I’ve had this shirt done for a week, then came down with the flu before I could make all the ancillary art for other products. So, here’s the t-shirt.

It’s Always a Full Moon on the Internet at Redbubble. Here’s the Zazzle Link.

Credits

For the Scalzi shirt (the other being a NASA photo and type only):

Fancy victorian frame from Cruzine Design.

I kept two of the typefaces Peter used in the frame design: the arched text is Goblin and the plainer text is Patua One. The swooshy type in the middle is Desire from Borges Lettering.

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Hell, Yes, I'm a Feminist T-shirt

T-Shirts

Redbubble has American Apparel shirts. I totally get why some people won’t buy them, especially in this context, but Dov Charney’s out and the new CEO, Paula Schneider, is a woman. This doesn’t magically fix things, of course.

Zazzle has Hanes shirts (as well as other brands). Zazzle has more sizes, more types of shirts, and so on.

A Note on How the Glitter Prints

I thought I’d mention: this isn’t actually glitter, it’s a glitter-like effect. It prints as different hues, but is more subdued when printed on fiber. (I already knew the color would be, which is why I blew it out.)

I used that same effect when printing my purple 100 Countries pillow. Here’s a photograph:

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Other Products

Redbubble also has prints and posters and cards and stickers and stuff.

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And there are also man purses tote bags.

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If you’d like some other format, let me know. Duvet cover, shower curtain, tech gadget covers, all possible.

Design Element Credits

Top to bottom:

  1. Heart: Out of a big pack o’ vector art from Callie Hegstrom over at Make Media, which I got several times over, including in a Design Cuts bundle. Here’s an interview with Callie.

  2. Background ribbon: from the same vector pack.

  3. “Hell” and “I’m A” are from the Nexa Rust type family, which was designed by four Bulgarian designers, Fontfabric, including Ani Petrova. Here’s a blurb about her.

  4. The flourishes around “Yes” are from Showcase, a type family from Chilean foundry Latinotype, and co-designed by Paula Nazal Selaive. I love this family. Here’s a profile of her.

  5. “Yes” is Nicky Laatz’s typeface, Stringfellows. She’s a South African designer.

  6. “Feminist” is Laura Worthington’s amazing Voltage typeface.

  7. Venus symbol is from Jolly Icons. I use their icons for my Twitter, Facebook, and email icons on my site. They’re a team of two, and Jucke’s female, but I don’t know if she drew this particular symbol.

  8. Glitter! Is from Nicky Laatz.

  9. (print only) Paper textures from Jennifer Howland at Joyful Heart Designs.

  10. (print only) Damask overlay from Designious.. They don’t credit individual designers for these, though. Also, not sure which of the many hundreds of damask patterns I have from them that I used….

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Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.”

I was making this sign for a book cover (where it’d appear on the wall as a framed print), then thought: why stop there?

Back when I worked at a backbone ISP, the first day HR training session was interesting.

“If you object to adult material, please do not walk through the art department. We make 2/3 of our revenue from adult content.”

Maybe you like the weird stuff. Maybe it just makes you hilariously happy that the weird stuff exists because then you’re something approaching normal. Maybe you just need a new shirt and randomly clicked on this page.

Whatever freak flag you fly (or, you know, don’t fly :wink:), Rule 34 is there for you.

Rule 34 t-shirt

I have various products now available on Redbubble, Society6, and Zazzle.

In addition to the clothing options on all three of the above stores, the design’s also available in a bunch of other formats, including:
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(Product link on Redbubble.)

I wrote this piece in July after a particularly frustrating week.

One of those pieces of writing advice came back up (like vomit) again this week, and I’ve been in more discussions than I’d ever hope to be about it. I’ve reduced it to two things that really annoy me.

Failing to Respect Other People’s Writing Processes

I wish I had an easy process. I’ve tried. It’s not some moral failure on my part that I can’t outline then write a book. It’s that the energy of the book fizzles when I do it that way, and then I can’t actually write anything interesting.

Your process is your process. You can fuss with it a bit, but not that much. I still think Karen Joy Fowler is absolutely correct.

Dumping One’s Frustration with the Business of Writing on Others

All that advice about what’s “easier” or “harder” to sell onto people? (Anything can sell if it’s done well enough. Sometimes even if it’s not.)

Telling people that won’t sell? (Is that useful in this day and age?)

Telling someone their story is fatally flawed? (All story structures have flaws.)

Anyone who’s been around the block more than a few times will have had some hard knocks along the way. They hurt, and they shape the directions we turn, because we turn to avoid the pain. Sometimes, like I did for years, we just stand frozen in place, paralyzed.

The Responsibility of Teachers

It’s the responsibility of teachers not to stomp all over fragile creative processes or invalidate them.

It’s also the responsibility of teachers to not dump so much of one’s own pain about creative endeavors that one quashes a fledgling voice.

And Now for a Word from Lady Gaga

Song starts 2:30 in.

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Unique, distinctive, and humorous greeting cards sure to please. Now available from my Redbubble store. I’ve had greeting card products available for a while, but now I’ve got some items that are only available in greeting cards, including a few holiday cards.

I Am Not a Turkey

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Whimsical fall holiday card. (link)

Tree? What Tree?

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Whimsical Christmas or Yule card. Even alien cats get into trouble with trees. (link)

May Your New Year Be Cage Free

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Happy New Year! May it be a good one. (link)

Honestly? I think that one’s my favorite.

Missed a Present? I’ve Got You Covered

This one’s in both a Christmas-y variant and a more generic variant.

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Link for the Christmas-y card.

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Link for the generic card.

Congratulations on the New Addition

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Great card for a family with a new baby. Works for a boy or a girl, and the birds aren’t gender specific. (link)

Designed for my favorite actor and his wife and their new baby.

More Cards

I have some great back catalog too! Click images to view the card. Most of these also have other products if you’re interested.

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Sum-Total-450

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Free Speech Is Best Served #notchilled

This is of limited interest, and the poster’s not actually this big, but the mockup looks awesome so grant me some artistic license here.

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Credits

Believe it or not, the new card graphic elements are (except for the tree bits) all fonts.

  1. York Handwriting by Thinkdust.
  2. Monstrinhos by Pinstassilgo Prints.
  3. Card-o-Mat Buddy Birds, also by Pintassilgo Prints.

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One of the valuable things to learn when you go outside your comfort zone, that it’s going to be okay.

Probably.

When I was at the World Domination Summit in Portland recently, speaker Michael Hyatt said this during his talk. It was one of the things he said that I found most profound.

Since then, at difficult moments, I’ve been able to give myself strength by repeating this.

Hope it helps you.

Available from Redbubble in: t-shirts, tanks, sweatshirts, hoodies, phone and iPad cases, prints, stickers, cards, throw pillows, and tote bags.

A version without the background is available on Redbubble for: t-shirts, tanks, sweatshirts, hoodies, and other clothing items.

Available from Society6 in: t-shirts, tanks, onesies, hoodies, iPhone and iPod cases, coffee mugs, laptop and iPad skins, shower curtains, and duvet covers.

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Credits

Thanks to Michael Hyatt for permission to use the quote.

The font is Ruba from RodrigoTypo. (Yes, purchased as a part of a Design Cuts deal.)

The halftone textures are from Rob Brink, purchased as a part of an (expired) My Design Deals bundle. The border edge (not on all products) is from Dustin Lee of Retro Supply. It’s from the Standard Issue Texture Brushes package, though I didn’t use them in a subtle manner. (Deliberately.) If you’re interested in weathered or aged effects, this is worth it just for the video that comes as a part of the package.

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EB-White-700

Now available on Redbubble: prints, posters, t-shirts, pillows, totes, phone cases, iPad cases, and greeting cards.

I love this E.B. White quotation.

I get up every day determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time.

Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.

Design element credits

Polygon background: Justin Thanks, Justin!

Pattern overlay layers: two from 2 Lil Owls (from a Design Cuts bundle) plus 2 from Joyful Heart Designs.

Font: Brave from Nicky Laatz. Post-processed with Ian Barnard’s Inkwell.

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This is a saying of mine. I remember talking to a woman who wanted to go into technology, but felt she had little to offer because there were people with more expertise already. This is what I said to her. I hope it helped.

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Credits

Main font: Brave by Nicky Laatz, purchased as part of the current Design Cuts font bundle. I also used the stone texture from the bonuses.

Monster font: Monstrinhos by Pintassilgo Prints, also in the same Design Cuts font bundle.

Background textures: Effervescent 16 and 17, by 2 Lil Owls from a previous Design Cuts bundle.

Ubergrunge background texture from Joyful Heart Designs.

Brave font was post-processed with Ian Barnard’s Inkwell.

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Now available in t-shirts, posters, prints, cards, and stickers from Redbubble.

This is one of those pieces where I sat on it overnight and took an entirely new approach when I did.

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100% detail:
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Pretty much everything remained the same except the background, but that’s so dramatically different now.

Credits

The background itself is a freebie this week on Creative Market from Joyful Heart Designs.

The font is Appareo from Kimmy Designs, also a Creative Market regular, but I picked it up from a Design Cuts bundle a few weeks ago.

The sunburst, well, I have a lot of them. This particular one is from Thunder Pixels.

There are also brushes in there from another Design Cuts bundle, but I can’t point to them, because they are pretty darn subtle.

What’s less subtle, though, is the effect of Matt Borchert’s Distress Texture Pack, the concrete-like overlay over everything, including the text.

The most important part: thanks to Michael Neff for the verbal kick in the ass.

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I was talking to Bri the other night, grumbling about why people don’t do the right thing when they should, and out of her mouth came these words.

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T-Shirt Mockups

Note: trust Redbubble for truer colors, as these are mockups.

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Purchase on Redbubble in shirts, prints, posters, stickers, greeting cards and postcards, and probably a few things I’ve forgotten.

Credits

The original photo was all gloom at the top, but the 2 Lil Owls textures softened the gloomy part and gave more interest to the light grey sky.

Other Artists

I just picked up this shirt design from Mark Greyland. This looks best on a dark shirt because they’re underprinted with white, which isn’t true on the light shirts, so the colors are more saturated. I ordered an American Apparel shirt in turquoise, but other colors work really well too. Just remember that you and the space kitty will be wearing the same color shirt. Use code SUMMERSAVING for 15% off through tomorrow.

…which also applies to my designs on Zazzle.

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Available from Redbubble in posters, prints, t-shirts and hoodies, greeting cards, and stickers.

I’ve had this saying around on my hard drive since grad school in 2003, when Seton Hill University professor Michael Arnzen said this. Neither of us can remember the precise context, though.

He is a horror writer, and I can totally hear that evil horror writer cackle at the end, so I went with a red theme, leaving it open to interpretation if that’s actual writerly blood running down the left side.

Oh, hey, there’s coffee rings in the lower right.

100% detail:

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Credits

This time, I decided to use my favorite packager of graphic elements I love, Design Cuts. Every one of these came from one of their bundles; they run a single bundle every other week.

  1. Font: Castor and Castor Catchwords from Albatross.
  2. Font: Thirsty Rough from Yellow Design Studio. This is the script font. The detail shows the regular font plus the outline font, which is a really neat look.
  3. Two textures from 2 Lil Owls. One on the very bottom and one on the very top. The bottom one has some subtle text that you can kind of see hints of. As I write this, these are out of the current Design Cuts bundle. One’s from the Grandeur pack, and one from the Relic pack.
  4. The yellow swath is from Robyn Gough, who also did a few other brush textures used very lightly in the background.
  5. The red on the top and left is a vector element from Offset’s Vector Texture kit.
  6. The coffee rings are a set of Photoshop brushes from FanExtra.

Apart from that, I used one linear gradient and one radial gradient.

That’s it!

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A week ago, I made and posted this bag mockup.

A couple of people have expressed interest in actually buying one. Sadly, that specific kind of bag is only available for printing in $BIGNUM quantities at $BIGNUM++ prices, which isn’t going to happen.

Zazzle bagThe Zazzle version is a white poly market tote, but has the design front and back.

redbubble-fckall-bagThe Redbubble version is an over-the-shoulder tote. (Yes, it also shows as a pillow, which makes no sense, especially with that layout, but they’re the same “product” as far as graphic uploads go.)

Society6 BagThe Society6 version is my personal favorite. It’s a shoulder bag available in three sizes. The small size is the same as the Redbubble, but it’s also available in two larger sizes. The small size is one penny different in price than Redbubble, but I’ll say this: the artwork is much higher resolution. I think the strap placement is probably better. I can’t speak to any quality differences between the two, though.

I happened to make it in one of my favorite colors, but I’m open to making it in different colors if you’d like.

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This was my response to someone’s line about their guardian angel.

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Available Now

On Redbubble in T-shirts and stickers.

On Søciety6 in prints, pillows, mugs, tote bags, wall clocks, and as a shower curtain. Styles for tech cases will be uploaded soon.

#3 Design element credits

Bonus

Feel free to spread around the image at the head of this post or the following earlier version:

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It’d be nice to have a link back to desamo.graphics, deirdre.net, redbubble.com/people/desamos, and/or society6.com/desamo, but it’s not required.

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