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deirdre1) The FedEx truck needed cleaning more than my house.
2) My cat Scruffy scared the Roomba and it ran away in fear.
3) It went the same place our palm went (dirty palmnappers!).
4) Aliens landed in my front yard and thought the Roomba was the dominant life form on the planet.
5) Our Scooba has secretly pressed it into sex slavery.
6) Our Dyson got jealous and sucked it up. (Our Dyson gets jealous of the strangest things, including computer keyboards.)
7) The Roomba decided to go and become Sullydog's Robot Sex Toy.
8) Mr. Roomba decided to replay "E.T. Phone Home" and return to Massachusetts.
9) Der Governator has been reincarnated as Terminator 2 and has detailed files about my Roomba.
10) That's where my word count went!
(I'm really pretty tweaked about the disappeared Roomba)
2) My cat Scruffy scared the Roomba and it ran away in fear.
3) It went the same place our palm went (dirty palmnappers!).
4) Aliens landed in my front yard and thought the Roomba was the dominant life form on the planet.
5) Our Scooba has secretly pressed it into sex slavery.
6) Our Dyson got jealous and sucked it up. (Our Dyson gets jealous of the strangest things, including computer keyboards.)
7) The Roomba decided to go and become Sullydog's Robot Sex Toy.
8) Mr. Roomba decided to replay "E.T. Phone Home" and return to Massachusetts.
9) Der Governator has been reincarnated as Terminator 2 and has detailed files about my Roomba.
10) That's where my word count went!
(I'm really pretty tweaked about the disappeared Roomba)